zeldathemes
Abby.15. I am Groot.
I'm almost as awkward as walking in on your parents having sex.
Sarcasm is charm.
I'm like Sacagawea, except, ya know, I'm not cool.
Don't be afraid to come talk to me, I bet you're all super rad and I'd love to meet you
Respect Others Please

supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

colorfuloddity:

firemen:

firemen:

British people are just now becoming scene and it’s so funny

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I’m never getting over how Britain is consistently 5-10 years behind the US in fashion trends like remember 2007 shows featuring bell bottom jeans and crop tops and 90s hair

remember Rose Tyler

Reblog if your ask is always open.

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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unclefather:

talk dirty to me

unclefather:

talk dirty to me

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

mylifeiscorgisandnetflix:

WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING

sonicbandicoot:

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

majortvjunkie:

why he lick me

batmanaintapeasant: