would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I literally did not see that coming
I'm almost as awkward as walking in on your parents having sex.
Sarcasm is charm.
I'm like Sacagawea, except, ya know, I'm not cool.
Don't be afraid to come talk to me, I bet you're all super rad and I'd love to meet you
my dad just recently learned about “omg”
British people are just now becoming scene and it’s so funny
I’m never getting over how Britain is consistently 5-10 years behind the US in fashion trends like remember 2007 shows featuring bell bottom jeans and crop tops and 90s hair
remember Rose Tyler
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING
My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us
WHO DID THIS
I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME