zeldathemes
Abby.15. Taken. I'm almost as awkward as walking in on your parents having sex.
Sarcasm is charm. I'm like Sacagawea, except, ya know, I'm not cool.
Don't be afraid to come talk to me, I bet you're all super rad and I'd love to meet you
Respect Others Please

crapaccino:

squldward:

hey guys its fall u know what that means

only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid

so

never

portablemiah:

i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore

felonyvandyke:

i want trans kids to be safe so badly.

rnackenzie:

1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

spankmehardbarry:

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

connorkawaii:

normal girls: make up, short skirts, uggs

me: beaked hood, hidden blade, probably dead (im an assassin)

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

ohblainers:

If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is

shiestynigga:

i dont think my grandma knows who Rihanna is