hey guys its fall u know what that means
only gotta shave when ur gonna get laid
Sarcasm is charm. I'm like Sacagawea, except, ya know, I'm not cool.
Don't be afraid to come talk to me, I bet you're all super rad and I'd love to meet you
i would describe my art style as post-kindergarten scribblecore
i want trans kids to be safe so badly.
1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight
arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
my cousin is literally the most boring person alive
normal girls: make up, short skirts, uggs
me: beaked hood, hidden blade, probably dead (im an assassin)
she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out
If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.