zeldathemes
Abby.15. I am Groot.
I'm almost as awkward as walking in on your parents having sex.
Sarcasm is charm.
I'm like Sacagawea, except, ya know, I'm not cool.
Don't be afraid to come talk to me, I bet you're all super rad and I'd love to meet you
Respect Others Please

iloveyouandilikeyou:

bathingwithlucifer:

literally representation of society

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

cannibal-swag:

jfarge:

ven0moth:

why do they sell these

to commit a murder most fowl

sit down

vinebox:

she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.

nohetero-superpotterlock:

this movie was actally great

realdwntomars:

Being able to find someone you click with so naturally is the best feeling ever. You feel like you’ve been best friends you’re whole life, it feels like you’re coming home. You’re so comfortable with them. Maybe that’s what a soulmate is. Not someone who shares every single thing in common with you, but someone who feels like home.

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

Anonymous

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*

latteos:

did raven just low key call her a cracker