Sarcasm is charm. I'm like Sacagawea, except, ya know, I'm not cool.
Don't be afraid to come talk to me, I bet you're all super rad and I'd love to meet you
is it just me or does a pinky promise mean so much more then just a promise…
some 13 year olds are dumb as hell but some 16 year olds are dumb as hell too so its not an age thing some people are just fucking dumb as hell
WHEN I REALIZE I AM STARTING TO GET ATTACHED TO SOMEONE
Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY
UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”
UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG
CAN I SHIP IT
No, itll sink
bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge
this is it the A P O C A L Y P S E
Kansas City, you aight?
If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time
OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?
i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was