baby steps to learning to love yourself :
- look in the mirror everyday and say “wow i’m super cute”
- drink lots of h20
- wear whatever you’d like and don’t let anyone stop you
- ignore the scale
- eat lots of strawberries
- spend time with nature
- do things that make YOU feel good
- you got this
- i believe in you
- you’re worth it
I'm almost as awkward as walking in on your parents having sex.
Sarcasm is charm.
I'm like Sacagawea, except, ya know, I'm not cool.
Don't be afraid to come talk to me, I bet you're all super rad and I'd love to meet you
i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her
bless this writer and this entire episode
Bless Mark Sheppard for delivering that flawlessly
the poison for kuzco, kuzcos’ poison
REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET
nah that cheetahs like “U gotta adjust the lens my dude ah shit point the camera over there look nala and simba havn sex again”
ARE YOU FILMING
WHAT ARE YOU FILMING CAN I EAT IT
I HAVE IDEAS FOR YOUR NEXT DOCUMENTARY
THEN THE SEQUEL
EVEN MORE CHEETAHS
THESE ARE GOOD IDEA I WOULD LIKE A PRODUCER CREDIT AND TO BE PAID IN ZEBRAS PLEASE
Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:
"We’re sibs from different cribs."
The police let the looting happen because that’s exactly what they wanted. Us defacing the black community. But when we want to do a peaceful protest, the police is on our asses with K-9 and the entire force.
writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. ＤＲＡＧＯＮＳ
i used to think
if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done
but now, i have seen the light