zeldathemes
Abby.15. Taken(no, not by a guy).
I'm almost as awkward as walking in on your parents having sex.
Sarcasm is charm.
I'm like Sacagawea, except, ya know, I'm not cool.
Don't be afraid to come talk to me, I bet you're all super rad and I'd love to meet you
Respect Others Please

cowerings:

baby steps to learning to love yourself :

- look in the mirror everyday and say “wow i’m super cute”

- drink lots of h20 

- wear whatever you’d like and don’t let anyone stop you

- ignore the scale

- eat lots of strawberries

- spend time with nature

- do things that make YOU feel good

- you got this

- i believe in you

- you’re worth it

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

harryosburne:

lil-lady-hiddleston:

kyrstin:

bless this writer and this entire episode

Bless Mark Sheppard for delivering that flawlessly

the poison for kuzco, kuzcos’ poison

killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

madison-theurbanexplorer:

WE’VE GOT A 2319

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

unclefather:

nah that cheetahs like “U gotta adjust the lens my dude ah shit point the camera over there look nala and simba havn sex again” 

PSSSSSSSST
HUMAN
HUMAN
ARE YOU FILMING
WHAT ARE YOU FILMING CAN I EAT IT
I HAVE IDEAS FOR YOUR NEXT DOCUMENTARY
CHEETAHS
THEN THE SEQUEL
EVEN MORE CHEETAHS
THESE ARE GOOD IDEA I WOULD LIKE A PRODUCER CREDIT AND TO BE PAID IN ZEBRAS PLEASE

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

unclefather:

nah that cheetahs like “U gotta adjust the lens my dude ah shit point the camera over there look nala and simba havn sex again” 

PSSSSSSSST

HUMAN

HUMAN

ARE YOU FILMING

WHAT ARE YOU FILMING CAN I EAT IT

I HAVE IDEAS FOR YOUR NEXT DOCUMENTARY

CHEETAHS

THEN THE SEQUEL

EVEN MORE CHEETAHS

THESE ARE GOOD IDEA I WOULD LIKE A PRODUCER CREDIT AND TO BE PAID IN ZEBRAS PLEASE

toastyhat:

san-likes-ashitaka:

Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:

"We’re sibs from different cribs."

gaspGASP

niadidas:

The police let the looting happen because that’s exactly what they wanted. Us defacing the black community. But when we want to do a peaceful protest, the police is on our asses with K-9 and the entire force.

niadidas:

The police let the looting happen because that’s exactly what they wanted. Us defacing the black community. But when we want to do a peaceful protest, the police is on our asses with K-9 and the entire force.

lavidapoliglota:

writing tip: if in doubt add more dragons. if not in doubt add more dragons. dragons dragons dragons. “but it wouldn’t work out” I hear you say YOU ARE WRONG AND NEED THREE MORE DRAGONS “but it’s a romantic drama” you tell me well tough cookies friend you’re gonna need like eight more dragons. nine more. like maybe twelve. DRAGONS

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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pinkslimshady:

eilwaen:

looks like we got a lying whore

Horton hears a lying ass bitch